"Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you've got to be kind." - Kurt Vonnegut
After a vist to Fucking Austria, you of course need to go to Wank. You can both eat and sleep on the Wank at the Wank-Haus, and buy a Wankpass for the Wankbahn.